Trick or Treat

We were talking about "gross things" to put into a Halloween Soup in 2nd Grade.

2nd grade boy: "Mrs. Clamforest! Let's put in your husband! Hahaha!"
Me: "I don't have one of those, but nice try!"
Boy: "Really?! That means you can marry Bobby!*  See, Bobby?!" (Bobby turns bright red.)

*Names always changed to protect the cute.