Small Boys Discuss These Things?

Boy, age 9, "Mrs. Clamforest, are you still single?"Me: "Yep."
Boy: "Goody!"
Me: "Why goody?!"
2nd boy, age 9: "Because we are arguing about who gets to marry you."

If anyone out there ever needs a pick me up, I recommend teaching elementary school for just one day--you'll have it! :)